I forgot where I found this, so if it looks familiar, please give yourself a tip o' the hat.
The George W. Bush Conspiracy Generator!
George W. Bush rigged the 2000 election so that The Jews could kill The French.
UPDATE: As The Princess has so elegantly informed me (GAH?), the tip o' the hat goes to her. I read so much and am usually so tired by the time I get here, I have a tendency to forget these things. If you would care to hear more justifications, please let me know and I will try to think like a Lefty.