Found this on Michele Malkin's site. It's also on Captain's Quarters, but doesn't Captain Fishsticks get enough free publicity from Gary...err...Nick Coleman?
This is an actual obituary from Tuscon.com:
An avid atheist, he studied the bible and religion with more fervor than most Christians. He had strong political opinions and followed Amy Goodman's radio broadcast "Democracy Now." Alas the stolen election of 2000 and living with right-winged Americans finally brought him to his early demise. Stress from living in this unjust country brought about several heart attacks rendering him disabled.
These so-called "tolerant" people of the Left are obsessed and consumed with grotesque, writhing hatred towards anything that isn't to the left of Karl Marx!