Now this is funny. From Iowahawk:
“It is important that we remember that Lutheranism is a religion of peace,” said Army spokesman Maj. Richard Lehrman. “And we need to remember to avoid insensitive behavior and remarks that will cause these peaceful Lutherans to go on another bloody killing rampage.”
Read the rest of it at the link above. It's the funniest thing I've read in months.
(Tip o' the Hat: Right Wing News)