Tuesday, April 19, 2005

It Wouldn't Surprise Me

At the Vatican today a new Pope was elected.

Immediately thereafter, Al Gore demanded a recount, Jesse Jackson claimed that all of the Cardinals from Africa had been disenfranchised, MoveOn.org compared the new Pope to Hitler and 10 million liberals put bumper stickers on their cars proclaiming "He's not MY Pope!" Another 10 million claimed that, with the help of Fox News, he had stolen the election.

- The Exile


  1. Finally, an election that the liberals couldn't screw up, or let dead people/felons/illegal aliens/extraterrestrials vote in. Not to say that it wasn't Karl Roves amazing idea to elect Pope Benny--the Democratic Underground is already convinced that BushCo secretly fixed the election.

  2. Democratic Underground? Hell, they're the Democratic base nowadays.