Can Hillary Win?

Maybe, but it's going to be tricky.

The hard part for her is going to be the fact that she has to move to the center, if not the Right on some issues like immigration and the war. Unfortunately for her, the base of the Democrat Party now considers even the center to be Right-wing.

If she so much as mouths any words that seem to support the war in Iraq, her base is going to start screaming for Howard Dean again. We know that she wouldn't mean a word of it, but the people on the Left may not be able to grasp such a subtle political ploy as lying about her position. After all, they have been conditioned to believe that she is mommy. She wouldn't lie.

Her only alternative is to wear a T-shirt that says, "I don't mean it!", and to wink into the camera every time that she makes any pronouncement that Karl Marx wouldn't approve of. That could be awkward.

Sure, some on the Left would know that she's lying through her teeth, but the whole protestor crowd can't bear to even hear anything to the Right of Joseph Engels. It drives them insane. Or should I say that past pronouncements have already driven them insane? Not to mention the fact that the whole "move to the center" thing to get elected is just too sophisticated for them to understand.

That is one major drawback of the troops on the Left believing everything that their leaders say: they believe everything that their leaders say. If Hillary says that she supports anything even resembling something that is centrist, the troops are going to believe her, and they're going to be pissed.

Add to that the fact that many of those who really are in the center know all about her and see her as the conniving, power-hungry harpie that she is. That's going to be a problem.

Hillary's only hope lies in her genitalia (sorry about that image). I personally know many women who will vote for her based on nothing more than the fact that she's a woman. These women are, of course, the ones whom have had it drilled into their heads since childhood that they are the "victims" of men and will vote for a woman for no other reason than to say, "Nyeah, nyeah, nyeah, nyeah, nyeah", to men. Now there's a good reason to vote for someone, huh? To Hell with the country, to Hell with their children's future, they just want a woman in the White House, no matter how screwed up that woman is.

Who cares if she's a Socialist who has supported murderers and Communists? Who cares if she ignored her husbands many, many affairs (for which these same women would have castrated their own husbands) for no other reason to remain in power? She has breasts! She would make a great leader!

It's almost enough to want to take the vote away from them again (the preceding was a joke. Stop your shrieking).

And before anyone starts whining about what a "sexist" I am, I would have no problem with a woman being President. Hell, I supported Condi Rice in one of my very first posts. But to support Hillary Clinton, who is one incredibly screwed up individual, is insane. The woman is a basketcase. If anyone doubts that statement, e-mail me and I'll send you a reading list that lays out nothing but facts about this woman. I'm sure that 90% of those on the Left know nothing about Hillary's real past.

Not that it would matter. After all, she has a uterus!