Save a buck!

For anyone who subscribes to the Minneapolis (Red) Star Tribune: here's a quick way to save a few bucks. Just read this every day:

• Governor Pawlenty is a meanie!!!
• President Bush is a dummy!!!

Not only could you save the cost of a subscription, but just think of all of the time you'd save paging through that rag looking for real news!

That's all you get out of it anyway, so why bother paying for it?

And think of all the trees they would save. They could print one page per day in really big headlines and say the same thing that they're saying now.

Who says Republicans aren't environmentalists?

- The Exile