"The plastic surgeon Pelosied my wife’s face so badly she hasn’t blinked in 6 months."
Your turn. My answers tomorrow.
- The olympic swimmer won a gold medal in the 100 meter Kennedy.
- Monica should have taken her dress to the cleaner's after she got some Slick Willie on it.
- He made a lot of enemies as he Hillaried his way up the corporate ladder.
- Sure he talks softly, but watch your back because he'll Daschle you in a second.
- The Left Reed's President Bush every time they compare him to Hitler.
- As the lion crept closer, the chimps started jumping around and Kossing at the top of their lungs.