In related news:
Chrysler has just announced production of a new super-mini sub-compact car named in honor of President Obama. Introducing: the "Dodge Responsibility".
It has one "forward" speed (plodding), and veers erratically and unpredictably at every bump in the road. It also slams into reverse any time that it runs into a healthcare problem, and will remain that way until after the next election cycle.
It has an adjustable front suspension that will lower the front end whenever it is in the presence of a foreign leader - particularly those of the tyrannical, communist or middle-eastern persuasion.
In a revolutionary feat of engineering, It's hybrid (half-white, half-black) engine runs on hot air and racism which makes it a "green" vehicle, even though the gasses spewing from its tailpipe are extremely damaging to the social environment.
You can get it in any color that you want, as long as it is red.